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🎼 There’s no earthly way of knowing… Which direction we are going…

🎼 There's no earthly way of knowing... Which direction we are going...
🎼 There's no earthly way of knowing... Which direction we are going...

Happily Never After
Happily Never After
returns from bathroom still clothed
returns from bathroom still clothed
guac this economy
guac this economy
“left click, right click…”
“left click, right click…”
nervous system runs the show
nervous system runs the show
nine lives, zero emails
nine lives, zero emails
summoned aquaman
summoned aquaman
extra cheese, extra whiplash
extra cheese, extra whiplash
emotional support human, except for myself
emotional support human, except for myself
when you’re 80% panic, 20% vibes
when you’re 80% panic, 20% vibes
Waiting for birds to fold my laundry
Waiting for birds to fold my laundry
reporting for scratches, commander
reporting for scratches, commander
somewhere in the shadow realm
somewhere in the shadow realm
it’s not hoarding, it’s curating history
it’s not hoarding, it’s curating history
scissors cut hair and egos
scissors cut hair and egos
This+was+completely+unintentional%2C+prove+me+wrong.
This was completely unintentional, prove me wrong.
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+still+proud+of+you%2C%26%238217%3B+she+said+somberly%26%238230%3B
‘I’m still proud of you,’ she said somberly…
I%26%238217%3Bve+got+blueberries+on+the+mind%26%238230%3B
I’ve got blueberries on the mind…
Mental+illness+is+pretty.
Mental illness is pretty.
Join the conversation
I+already+pre-ordered+my+tickets.
I already pre-ordered my tickets.
AND+MY+VOTE%21
AND MY VOTE!
%26%238216%3BShe%26%238217%3Bs+pissin%2C+be+out+in+a+sec.%26%238217%3B+%26%238211%3B+Pupperoni+on+duty
‘She’s pissin, be out in a sec.’ – Pupperoni on duty
thee%2C+also.
thee, also.
Streaking+is+relative.
Streaking is relative.
Truth+in+advertising.
Truth in advertising.
I%26%238217%3Bm+a+cereal+entrepreneur%26%238230%3B
I’m a cereal entrepreneur…
Water+discharge+at+circa+22%2C000+litres+per+second.
Water discharge at circa 22,000 litres per second.