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Stick it to the oldies.
Stick it to the oldies.
In an alternate universe…
In an alternate universe…
Exercise for the older folks.
Exercise for the older folks.
Went to Pompeii and learned they used to mark where the red light district began.
Went to Pompeii and learned they used to mark where the red light district began.
Tactical pigeon being released from a tank with a message during World War One
Tactical pigeon being released from a tank with a message during World War One
Zack, you’re considered essential personnel…
Zack, you’re considered essential personnel…
Spicy Pocky
Spicy Pocky
Trickle down hygiene
Trickle down hygiene
France’s most wanted gangster
France’s most wanted gangster
It puts the lotion on its felt…
It puts the lotion on its felt…
See you later you peasants.
See you later you peasants.
How to open a Duff.
How to open a Duff.
Llama llama llobster llobster
Llama llama llobster llobster
David Letterman kept a stack of paper cups in his dressing room, each one representing a completed show
David Letterman kept a stack of paper cups in his dressing room, each one representing a completed show
As you can clearly see, this cat is very angry.
As you can clearly see, this cat is very angry.
the+reason+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+always+have+to+be+the+bigger+person
the reason you don’t always have to be the bigger person
what+concepts+did+you+learn+in+high+school+that+are+now+outdated%3F
what concepts did you learn in high school that are now outdated?
name+this+movie+about+a+girl+and+horse
name this movie about a girl and horse
a+picture+that+perfectly+represents+what+being+told+%26%238220%3Bi+love+you+as+friend%26%238221%3B+feels+like
a picture that perfectly represents what being told “i love you as friend” feels like
Join the conversation
it%26%238217%3Bs+the+only+way+to+make+the+calls+stop
it’s the only way to make the calls stop
a+neighborhood+dress+code.+Does+anyone+really+think+this+would+be+a+good+idea%3F
a neighborhood dress code. Does anyone really think this would be a good idea?
next+time+i+order+a+burger+im+trying+this+%26%238211%3B+i%26%238217%3Bll+have+my+burger+like+my+fries.+very+large
next time i order a burger im trying this – i’ll have my burger like my fries. very large
It%26%238217%3Bs+times+like+these+you+really+should+use+a+pseudonym+or+chage+professions
It’s times like these you really should use a pseudonym or chage professions
his+name+was+close+enough
his name was close enough
don%26%238217%3Bt+get+me+too+much+credit.+i+will+always+find+a+way+to+miss+it
don’t get me too much credit. i will always find a way to miss it
phrasing+matters
phrasing matters
this+is+half+true+and+shows+just+how+much+religion+does+play+into+american+politics
this is half true and shows just how much religion does play into american politics