Welcome to the mobile web.
Be grateful for what you have.
How guys are suppose to take selfies.
Crop Circles vs Helicopters
Hey can we talk?
This made me rethink things…for about 5 seconds.
It not only moves slowly, it kills slowly…
Should I shave my legs today?
It’s not a big deal. Geeze.
Love makes you do crazy mean things…
I… actually agree with her.
You are better at dying.
Well, that’s just plain rude.
The Polar Vortex.
So… My girlfriend left me a nice new background.