treasured trash

the law of giants

the law of giants

another delicious hummuscide

another delicious hummuscide

anything is a ufo if you can’t identify it before it hits your face

anything is a ufo if you can’t identify it before it hits your face

the loop continues with no end in sight, only more over-analyzing

the loop continues with no end in sight, only more over-analyzing

the only reason to want a boyfriend is for karaoke help, apparently

the only reason to want a boyfriend is for karaoke help, apparently

the makers of oreos have no chill

the makers of oreos have no chill

the big bad wolf is getting smarter everyday. Soon enough the three little pigs will finally fall

the big bad wolf is getting smarter everyday. Soon enough the three little pigs will finally fall

was joining the US military the original squid game?

was joining the US military the original squid game?

love is being okay with your partner hiding opossums in the attic

love is being okay with your partner hiding opossums in the attic

lets bake cookies and watch documentaries about serial killers together

lets bake cookies and watch documentaries about serial killers together

i am not the old white man you’re looking for

i am not the old white man you’re looking for

the flux capacitor can only handle so much

the flux capacitor can only handle so much

a real life first attempt at drawing keanu reeves

a real life first attempt at drawing keanu reeves

but no matter how much he tries not to, he does eventually talk about crossfit

but no matter how much he tries not to, he does eventually talk about crossfit

I hate how much this step ladder joke made me laugh

I hate how much this step ladder joke made me laugh