True love is sending your so funny videos while away at lunch

tweet about sending funny dog videos to wife during lunch

High protein, higher consequences

High protein, higher consequences

her love language is attention and misting

her love language is attention and misting

Home is where the meow is

Home is where the meow is

“I already picked out our road trip playlist.”

“I already picked out our road trip playlist.”

this turtle is my emotional support IT department

this turtle is my emotional support IT department

Coffin up style since ‘87

Coffin up style since ‘87

ears set to parmesan frequency

ears set to parmesan frequency

Wind whispered… and then slapped

Wind whispered… and then slapped

‘This better be good’ is my new voicemail

‘This better be good’ is my new voicemail

Owl I do is try

Owl I do is try

People who laugh before it loads

People who laugh before it loads

Obi-Wait Kenobi

Obi-Wait Kenobi

Separation only made him stronger

Separation only made him stronger

They had a falling out… now it’s ruins

They had a falling out… now it’s ruins

I’m driving a sedan, not the Millennium Falcon

I’m driving a sedan, not the Millennium Falcon