Do not test the Lorde.

idk why but this cat is a mood

call it a *man*strual cycle

just a simple toddler trying to make their way in the universe

mayo never have to find out

kneel before my throne unaware that it was born of lies

beakering bad

a dad joke a day means laughter. laughter = best medicine. therefore, a dad joke keeps the doctor away

time to annoy my little fur baby

call it a lipzard

honestly i’d just burn the house

don’t stop him now

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100% of the super-smart people who browse IWSMT are also part of this statistic somewhere

101 dalmatians agree

obviously the odd one out is the third from the left