Summer is coming.
some fish like it rough
this is what salt looks like under an electron microscope
he’s about to order some delivery lasagna
these are the best moments
seemed like a fair trade at the time
always check your grammar
this is the kind of dad i want to be
dad meltdown pending
stops for ducks, still wins gold
time is money
guess i’m not getting Kate Hudson a present this holiday season
luckily there were no icebergs nearby
that’s a big nope
Wind up, boys!
Family can be sweet.
Gravestone of Elija Bond, Inventor of the Ouija Board.
PSA: the Charlotte NC airport has service dogs that anyone can play with.
Join the conversation
Where does he come from? Where does he go?
What is going on, really?
Used blood for lease.
My picnic now…
When your significant other cat[ches] you cheating…
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, JoLEEEEENNNE
Samson Self Destruct!
Safety first, bork later.