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*official squawking*

*official squawking*
So hipster.
So hipster.
Words.
Words.
Zombie Apocalypse Algebra.
Zombie Apocalypse Algebra.
I don’t always find the perfect girl…
I don’t always find the perfect girl…
Why I read books.
Why I read books.
May the froth be with you.
May the froth be with you.
Just brewing a galaxy.
Just brewing a galaxy.
What’s the worst that could happen?
What’s the worst that could happen?
This is why I’m forever alone.
This is why I’m forever alone.
Box wine is so trashy.
Box wine is so trashy.
You were attractive until…
You were attractive until…
How I feel on pay day.
How I feel on pay day.
Historical figures vs. Optimus Prime.
Historical figures vs. Optimus Prime.
Words.
Words.
If You Give a Man a Wookie.
If You Give a Man a Wookie.
Funny%2C+I%26%238217%3Bm+also+a+self-contained+unit
Funny, I’m also a self-contained unit
cheerios+and+bourbon
cheerios and bourbon
mind+blown
mind blown
Calmly+plotting+your+demise
Calmly plotting your demise
Join the conversation
This+kid+has+a+bright+future+in+politics
This kid has a bright future in politics
justice+served
justice served
Is+this+true%3F
Is this true?
I%26%238217%3Bd+like+to+pay+with+a+laser+light+show%2C+please
I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please
The+Seven+words+you+can%26%238217%3Bt+say+on+the+BBC
The Seven words you can’t say on the BBC
This+person+really+needs+to+play+Smash
This person really needs to play Smash
Followed+directions+perfectly
Followed directions perfectly
As+if+1-13+weren%26%238217%3Bt+impossible+enough%2C+wait+until+you+see+14%21
As if 1-13 weren’t impossible enough, wait until you see 14!