Dialogue of a cat.
It’s a glass toaster, allegedly.
Quarantine me here with a few good books… please.
Disperse the chips!
Desperate times call for desperate measures (with wings…)
Line items for prosperity.
Build the wall…?
Egg is arte.
Dogs make good pandemic partners.
Charity birds are very nice.
There is work to be done. Thank you Giampiero, et al.
Disperse the produce.
When you’re trying to stay mad…
Who texted us, bae?
Calling Work To Let Them Know About Something Important
Join the conversation
When people ask me if food or love is more important
Like, how do you even, though?
Eating Like A True American
i thought he didn’t have a sense of humor
All my friends are dead – A remix
Rick Astley on his deathbed