The ultimate cat lady.

The ultimate cat lady.

Everything will affect your happiness.

Everything will affect your happiness.

Those things are ticking time bags… – Michael Scott, actually.

Those things are ticking time bags… – Michael Scott, actually.

Papa is omnipresent…

Papa is omnipresent…

…even Mickey supports HK.

…even Mickey supports HK.

Generic Elementary School

Generic Elementary School

Honestly, you’re a terrible person and should share a similar fate.

Honestly, you’re a terrible person and should share a similar fate.

We will not entertain this methodology…

We will not entertain this methodology…

Amber Guyger – A Tribute

Amber Guyger – A Tribute

Remember this when the everyone starts the campaign promise train.

Remember this when the everyone starts the campaign promise train.

thee didn’t readeth this far down, shakespear, belike.

thee didn’t readeth this far down, shakespear, belike.

I mean, how could you not?

I mean, how could you not?

*laughs nervously in CIA*

*laughs nervously in CIA*

Never trust a pangwang.

Never trust a pangwang.

Saving the environment– you’re doing it wrong…

Saving the environment– you’re doing it wrong…

Ti[t]s the season, to give a squeezin’.

Ti[t]s the season, to give a squeezin’.