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We gotta cold mic…

We gotta cold mic...
Words.
Words.
Rules to live by.
Rules to live by.
Not sure which is worse…
Not sure which is worse…
I want to be a stay at home mom, but without the kids.
I want to be a stay at home mom, but without the kids.
I don’t always live on this planet…
I don’t always live on this planet…
The cure for AIDS.
The cure for AIDS.
This problem is solved.
This problem is solved.
How to get the girl…
How to get the girl…
McHitler.
McHitler.
Scumbag keyring.
Scumbag keyring.
The Dark Lord collection.
The Dark Lord collection.
Scumbag pope.
Scumbag pope.
Number of cats it takes to make the pain go away.
Number of cats it takes to make the pain go away.
When your teacher misses a spot while erasing the board.
When your teacher misses a spot while erasing the board.
How people see me.
How people see me.
a+good+jedi+never+strikes+first
a good jedi never strikes first
nevermore
nevermore
fun+with+homphones
fun with homphones
summoned+a+cat+again
summoned a cat again
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i%26%238217%3Bd+still+refuse+to+open+the+door
i’d still refuse to open the door
what+do+you+want+on+your+millennial+gravestone%3F
what do you want on your millennial gravestone?
pee+to+play
pee to play
let+him+do+his+job%21
let him do his job!
just+making+sure+i+used+it+right
just making sure i used it right
why%3F%3F%3F%3F%3F%3F%3F
why???????
time+to+eat+a+bug
time to eat a bug
words+that+have+never+felt+more+true+today
words that have never felt more true today