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One does not simply scoot, to Mordor.

One does not simply scoot, to Mordor.
Won’t somebody please think of the ducks?!
Won’t somebody please think of the ducks?!
Now that’s what I call vacationing 2020
Now that’s what I call vacationing 2020
Words.
Words.
You can touch, actually.
You can touch, actually.
*listening intensifies*
*listening intensifies*
Dinosaur tracks in Arizona
Dinosaur tracks in Arizona
A small price to pay for a tank of gas and a slim jim…
A small price to pay for a tank of gas and a slim jim…
Everything’s J E S U S in Texas.
Everything’s J E S U S in Texas.
Wheel your children young.
Wheel your children young.
What is this creature…?
What is this creature…?
Should excite?
Should excite?
Your inner horse is leaking…
Your inner horse is leaking…
Smooth criminal…
Smooth criminal…
On second thought… I got this.
On second thought… I got this.
Not in these parts…
Not in these parts…