I miss you. – Cookie
let’s hear about your love lives via literature!
wife created sign to let neighbors know that new grass was on the way
there’s a very limited window between an omelet and scrambled eggs
michael’s store employees use the honor system
japan rewards employees who don’t smoke. would this work where you live?
fine, i’ll do it myself!
his name was close enough
it happens to the best of us ‘lil dude.
tour de france doesn’t follow the rules of the road
don’t look down! Would you sleep on the side of a mountain like this?
is there no end to their destruction?
was the lettuce on her head a gift from her boyfriend?
it’s the only way to make the calls stop
i’ll be your dungeon master if you’ll be my paladin
if you set your toaster on fire, you should probably just order in every meal