% Feeling Lucky? %

My official mascot.

My official mascot.
Princess troll.
Princess troll.
Calories.
Calories.
Really cute story.
Really cute story.
Why YOU shouldn’t grab your crotch.
Why YOU shouldn’t grab your crotch.
I can relate.
I can relate.
Wal-Mart, we’re looking at you.
Wal-Mart, we’re looking at you.
YES, THIS IS DOG.
YES, THIS IS DOG.
Metal, you’re doing it right.
Metal, you’re doing it right.
Words.
Words.
Seems legit.
Seems legit.
Be awesome all the time.
Be awesome all the time.
Get paid to touch your junk.
Get paid to touch your junk.
Reality.
Reality.
Yep…
Yep…
The American dream.
The American dream.