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The most American response to the most American door mat

The most American response to the most American door mat
Goodnight, sweet prince.
Goodnight, sweet prince.
A map of my homeland, Procrasti-Nation.
A map of my homeland, Procrasti-Nation.
Gentleman Rules.
Gentleman Rules.
I wish to see a tiny horse.
I wish to see a tiny horse.
Go home Dorothy, you’re drunk.
Go home Dorothy, you’re drunk.
5lbs.
5lbs.
Texting and driving.
Texting and driving.
Just watched The Lion King!
Just watched The Lion King!
Reading Rainbow – PBS Remix.
Reading Rainbow – PBS Remix.
Giraffe in an alternate universe.
Giraffe in an alternate universe.
Rudolph the Regular Reindeer.
Rudolph the Regular Reindeer.
How I feel in hot tubs.
How I feel in hot tubs.
Owlol
Owlol
I’m not ashamed of my body.
I’m not ashamed of my body.
I suck at picking up girls…
I suck at picking up girls…