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Writing valentines in class.

Writing valentines in class.
Written in the snow at Niagara Falls, Canada, circa 2020.
Written in the snow at Niagara Falls, Canada, circa 2020.
Now available via Amazon Prime…
Now available via Amazon Prime…
Respect, though.
Respect, though.
Kinda clever, tho.
Kinda clever, tho.
All men must die.
All men must die.
Private homeowners on top malls in China.
Private homeowners on top malls in China.
Alrighty then, booma’h.
Alrighty then, booma’h.
A hairless horse. Burn it with fire, yay or neigh?
A hairless horse. Burn it with fire, yay or neigh?
Be ware the goats.
Be ware the goats.
Endorsed by the good Lorde herself
Endorsed by the good Lorde herself
Gut morning, Fräulein.
Gut morning, Fräulein.
The first cut is the cheesiest. Sing it.
The first cut is the cheesiest. Sing it.
Got ‘eeeem [eventually]
Got ‘eeeem [eventually]
Well, yes, but actually yes.
Well, yes, but actually yes.
-_- *Orange*
-_- *Orange*
How+showers+ought+to+be+designed.
How showers ought to be designed.
When+someone+calls+%26%238216%3Bshotgun.%26%238217%3B
When someone calls ‘shotgun.’
I+just+wanted+to+be+handsome.
I just wanted to be handsome.
Social+networking.
Social networking.
Join the conversation
I+don%26%238217%3Bt+like+morning+people%26%238230%3B
I don’t like morning people…
Trololo.
Trololo.
Highschool.
Highschool.
Criteria+for+an+Attention+Whoring+Status.
Criteria for an Attention Whoring Status.
Secretly+I+can%26%238217%3Bt+wait%26%238230%3B
Secretly I can’t wait…
Pros+and+Cons+of+the+Internet.
Pros and Cons of the Internet.
Deer+logic.
Deer logic.
How+I+sit+when+I+start+using+the+computer.
How I sit when I start using the computer.