Writing valentines in class.
Written in the snow at Niagara Falls, Canada, circa 2020.
Now available via Amazon Prime…
Kinda clever, tho.
All men must die.
Private homeowners on top malls in China.
Alrighty then, booma’h.
A hairless horse. Burn it with fire, yay or neigh?
Be ware the goats.
Endorsed by the good Lorde herself
Gut morning, FrÃ¤ulein.
The first cut is the cheesiest. Sing it.
Got ‘eeeem [eventually]
Well, yes, but actually yes.
How showers ought to be designed.
When someone calls ‘shotgun.’
I just wanted to be handsome.
Join the conversation
I don’t like morning people…
Criteria for an Attention Whoring Status.
Secretly I can’t wait…
Pros and Cons of the Internet.
How I sit when I start using the computer.