Marilyn Monpigeon

Bernie Sanders owning a VHS/DVD combo player is so satisfyingly perfect. He’s America’s grandpa.

I’ve Completed My Love Potion

Me When People Say They’re Voting 3rd Party

Words

You know you’re in Texas when…

Set photo of Severus Snape healing Draco Malfoy in Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince

One difference between Nixon and Trump

This fire hydrant has been converted into a water fountain

You drive a Honda, douche.

Trust, but Verify

The crazy cat lady word search has a bunch of other words in it’¦

Alien Abduction Lamp

Debt

*shivers*

Peace through strength. Strength through bacon.