% Feeling Lucky? %

#faketextsfrommom

#faketextsfrommom
#thingslongerthankimsmarriage
#thingslongerthankimsmarriage
Allons-y!
Allons-y!
Quit smoking.
Quit smoking.
Lucky…
Lucky…
Leaning over the balcony.
Leaning over the balcony.
I have decided…
I have decided…
You have the right to remain silent.
You have the right to remain silent.
Good idea.
Good idea.
I’ll just lay here.
I’ll just lay here.
Bad guy training headquarters.
Bad guy training headquarters.
If you love something…
If you love something…
Look left.
Look left.
Anyone else?
Anyone else?
It just doesn’t stop!
It just doesn’t stop!
I hate when teachers do this…
I hate when teachers do this…
Anatomy+of+a+gummy+bear.
Anatomy of a gummy bear.
Poland+has+a+pretty+futuristic+new+tank.
Poland has a pretty futuristic new tank.
How+to+moonwalk+in+5+easy+steps
How to moonwalk in 5 easy steps
Thoughts%3F
Thoughts?
Join the conversation
People+say+love+is+the+best+feeling%26%238230%3B+I%26%238217%3Bm+not+so+sure
People say love is the best feeling… I’m not so sure
Sherlock%2C+preschool+edition.
Sherlock, preschool edition.
How+to+display+affection+in+public.
How to display affection in public.
Can+I+speak+to+you+in+private%3F
Can I speak to you in private?
Happiness+is+like+a+butterfly.
Happiness is like a butterfly.
The+Andromeda+galaxy%2C+if+we+could+see+her+in+the+night+sky.
The Andromeda galaxy, if we could see her in the night sky.
Ellen+DeGeneres+sure+knows+how+to+pick+real+estate%21
Ellen DeGeneres sure knows how to pick real estate!
Priorities%26%238230%3B
Priorities…