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#faketextsfrommom

#faketextsfrommom
what we need here is more water, obviously
what we need here is more water, obviously
the please and the thank you
the please and the thank you
and they all somehow survived
and they all somehow survived
no matter where you go, you can’t escape your student loans
no matter where you go, you can’t escape your student loans
i didn’t want my back to function normally, anyway
i didn’t want my back to function normally, anyway
It’s okay, Brendan fraser knows what to do
It’s okay, Brendan fraser knows what to do
he’s a fucking fast learner
he’s a fucking fast learner
if you were curious
if you were curious
was he wrong, though?
was he wrong, though?
I was today’s years old
I was today’s years old
the most badass way to spread your ashes
the most badass way to spread your ashes
beavers hate running water
beavers hate running water
100 percent would still pet
100 percent would still pet
reading is magic
reading is magic
I never thought of it that way
I never thought of it that way
How+wealthy+people+laugh.
How wealthy people laugh.
%26%238230%3BI+love+you.
…I love you.
I+feel+like+God.
I feel like God.
This.+I+need+this+in+my+mouth.
This. I need this in my mouth.
Join the conversation
Blenderman.
Blenderman.
Cool+toaster+is+cool.
Cool toaster is cool.
My+girlfriend+is+a+cat.
My girlfriend is a cat.
The+Psychology+of+Color.
The Psychology of Color.
Correct+use+of+YOLO.
Correct use of YOLO.
Duck.+Rabbit.
Duck. Rabbit.
Impostor%21
Impostor!
I+don%26%238217%3Bt+like+birthdays+anymore%26%238230%3B
I don’t like birthdays anymore…