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#faketextsfrommom

#faketextsfrommom
The Terminator strikes again
The Terminator strikes again
Tap up and stay tf home.
Tap up and stay tf home.
Doesn’t matter, still McMunched.
Doesn’t matter, still McMunched.
Check yes or no, circa 1978.
Check yes or no, circa 1978.
Physics is a trip.
Physics is a trip.
The 90’s were lit.
The 90’s were lit.
The local ecosystem is dependending on you…
The local ecosystem is dependending on you…
Unclench that jaw, also; whore.
Unclench that jaw, also; whore.
Won’t some body please think of the children?!
Won’t some body please think of the children?!
My gran thinks I’m cute…
My gran thinks I’m cute…
Trains have birth days!
Trains have birth days!
Yao Min[gling] with the Chinese people.
Yao Min[gling] with the Chinese people.
Let the meese work, eh?
Let the meese work, eh?
Shall we giddy up, partner?
Shall we giddy up, partner?
Words.
Words.
It%26%238217%3Bs+interesting%2C+to+say+the+least.
It’s interesting, to say the least.
One+day+at+a+time%2C+I+believe+in+you.
One day at a time, I believe in you.
%2ASips+idly%2A
*Sips idly*
Sorry+about+the+murdering%26%238230%3B
Sorry about the murdering…
Join the conversation
Let+them+heal.
Let them heal.
It%26%238217%3Bs+so+crazy+it+just+might+work%26%238230%3B
It’s so crazy it just might work…
You+raised+that+boy+right.
You raised that boy right.
Nothing+with+the+eyes%21
Nothing with the eyes!
Local+Subaru+dealership+harvested+honey+from+their+rooftop.
Local Subaru dealership harvested honey from their rooftop.
An+abandoned+button+factory.
An abandoned button factory.
Game+over%2C+bub.
Game over, bub.
For+you%2C+anything.
For you, anything.