they’re not wrong

they're not wrong

do they make this vest in adult human sizes?

do they make this vest in adult human sizes?

if pixar made godzilla vs kong. would you watch?

if pixar made godzilla vs kong. would you watch?

That’s because we are closed and other viral tweets

That’s because we are closed and other viral tweets

unlimited power!!!!!!!!!

unlimited power!!!!!!!!!

this is exactly why you don’t send texts with microsoft excel

this is exactly why you don’t send texts with microsoft excel

Have you tried burying yourself under as much lavender as possible?

Have you tried burying yourself under as much lavender as possible?

You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies

You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies

a shower sounds so relaxing i tell myself before coming up with a fake argument in my head that i inevitably lose

a shower sounds so relaxing i tell myself before coming up with a fake argument in my head that i inevitably lose

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest

just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.

just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.

oh no is an understatement

oh no is an understatement

this is what stress looks like. This makes me so uncomfortable

this is what stress looks like. This makes me so uncomfortable

if alanis morisette owned a landscaping company

if alanis morisette owned a landscaping company

You know Marvel is running out of ideas when Toilet King enters the MCU

You know Marvel is running out of ideas when Toilet King enters the MCU

someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart

someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart