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unexpected aisle adventures

sorry if your name is kyle
sorry if your name is kyle
don’t blame sober me for the actions of drunk me
don’t blame sober me for the actions of drunk me
You can’t run
You can’t run
the moment he knew she was the one
the moment he knew she was the one
but does it stop an octopus from punching a fish?
but does it stop an octopus from punching a fish?
gone but never forgotten
gone but never forgotten
still waiting for national treasure 3
still waiting for national treasure 3
never keep a crow waiting
never keep a crow waiting
let’s be friends
let’s be friends
i wonder what he left behind
i wonder what he left behind
hello, ladies
hello, ladies
if only there was something they could do
if only there was something they could do
the things you realize as an adult
the things you realize as an adult
this toy line is my favorite
this toy line is my favorite
no one deserves to live in poverty
no one deserves to live in poverty
Aliens.
Aliens.
Santa%3F%21
Santa?!
I%26%238217%3Bm+bored.+EAT+ALL+THE+FOOD%21
I’m bored. EAT ALL THE FOOD!
Life+advice.
Life advice.
Join the conversation
Heads+will+roll.
Heads will roll.
When+I+die%26%238230%3B
When I die…
You+do+not+decline+Chuck+Norris.
You do not decline Chuck Norris.
Dear+Lord%26%238230%3B
Dear Lord…
Cats+are+jerks.
Cats are jerks.
Words.
Words.
Epic+taxi+driver.
Epic taxi driver.
How+to+be+a+jerk.
How to be a jerk.