Feeling Lucky?

Idk how she does it.

Idk how she does it.
We call it the lazy river.
We call it the lazy river.
She can do better.
She can do better.
Well worn knives.
Well worn knives.
Meet Bowie. Sometimes he forgets he was rescued from the Korean meat trade.
Meet Bowie. Sometimes he forgets he was rescued from the Korean meat trade.
The duck is a lie.
The duck is a lie.
I guess I’m a vampire now…
I guess I’m a vampire now…
What a mogul!
What a mogul!
Release the hounds.
Release the hounds.
Won’t somebody please think of the chicken?
Won’t somebody please think of the chicken?
Steven Spielberg chilling with Jaws. Roundabouts 1975.
Steven Spielberg chilling with Jaws. Roundabouts 1975.
This might be the best ad for [P]UPS I’ve ever seen.
This might be the best ad for [P]UPS I’ve ever seen.
The new local dog park checks out.
The new local dog park checks out.
Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly far, far away from here.
Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly far, far away from here.
Guess whooo?
Guess whooo?
Uncanny and unrelated; Probably.
Uncanny and unrelated; Probably.
Mitosis%2C+basically.
Mitosis, basically.
Short+stories.
Short stories.
Aunties+whom+long+con.
Aunties whom long con.
Poland+has+the+worlds+deepest+diving+pool+at+45.5+meters+deep.
Poland has the worlds deepest diving pool at 45.5 meters deep.
Join the conversation
Just+parental+things.
Just parental things.
Let+them+try.
Let them try.
GET+TO+THE+CHOPPA%21+Circa+1941
GET TO THE CHOPPA! Circa 1941
Give-a-dog-a-bone%2C+won%26%238217%3Bt+you%3F
Give-a-dog-a-bone, won’t you?
Just+parental+unit+things.
Just parental unit things.
When+Disney%2B+goes+down%26%238230%3B
When Disney+ goes down…
A+Gingerbread+International+Space+Station
A Gingerbread International Space Station
It%26%238217%3Bs+beautiful%2C+really.
It’s beautiful, really.