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adding ‘shrek-lookin bag of bitch’ to my insult list

adding 'shrek-lookin bag of bitch' to my insult list
Round and round and round we go, as the circus does.
Round and round and round we go, as the circus does.
And I’m not half bad at it, at that.
And I’m not half bad at it, at that.
I am something of a note taker…
I am something of a note taker…
Scorpion molts are metal.
Scorpion molts are metal.
360 gravity maneuver
360 gravity maneuver
It’s possibly your own damn fault, Jenna.
It’s possibly your own damn fault, Jenna.
…and if you see one, you must hop on and scream YEEHAWWWW, apparently.
…and if you see one, you must hop on and scream YEEHAWWWW, apparently.
I could om nom the science out of that theory…
I could om nom the science out of that theory…
The laser used in corrective eye surgery is accurate enough to write words on a hair.
The laser used in corrective eye surgery is accurate enough to write words on a hair.
Heartwarming news you can use.
Heartwarming news you can use.
Dogs are cooler than kids, prove me wrong.
Dogs are cooler than kids, prove me wrong.
Biden never doge it coming..
Biden never doge it coming..
Stop sending me mixed signals, bruv.
Stop sending me mixed signals, bruv.
Let’s clarify this butter…
Let’s clarify this butter…
We must regen!
We must regen!
Must+need.+So+much+want.
Must need. So much want.
Words.
Words.
The+dating+scene+as+you+age.
The dating scene as you age.
Too+many+educated+idiots.
Too many educated idiots.
Join the conversation
You+can%26%238217%3Bt+give+up+hope+just+because+it%26%238217%3Bs+hopeless%21
You can’t give up hope just because it’s hopeless!
The+graves+of+a+thousand+gods.
The graves of a thousand gods.
%26%238230%3Bbecause+physics.
…because physics.
How+my+girlfriend+and+I+fight.
How my girlfriend and I fight.
Home.
Home.
Oh+wise+8-bit+man%26%238230%3B
Oh wise 8-bit man…
Auschwitz.
Auschwitz.
Pocket+watch+from+a+Titanic+victim.
Pocket watch from a Titanic victim.