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American measurements are on point.

American measurements are on point.
and then there’s jeff bezos…
and then there’s jeff bezos…
i appreciate the attention
i appreciate the attention
when will society learn?
when will society learn?
what happened in daycare fight club did not stay in daycare fight club
what happened in daycare fight club did not stay in daycare fight club
this can only end in hilarity
this can only end in hilarity
the didn’t think this one through
the didn’t think this one through
they face the sun for a reason
they face the sun for a reason
we are not alone in the universe
we are not alone in the universe
blame the zookeepers, don’t punish the parrots
blame the zookeepers, don’t punish the parrots
liquid zoo
liquid zoo
the ducks knew exactly what they were doing
the ducks knew exactly what they were doing
both. bring both inside
both. bring both inside
Same names i use for them in my phone, too
Same names i use for them in my phone, too
dads are so embarrassing
dads are so embarrassing
he refused to quit
he refused to quit
Story+of+my+life.
Story of my life.
Giving+up+on+adulthood.
Giving up on adulthood.
All+those+years+wasted+fighting%26%238230%3B
All those years wasted fighting…
Your+ancestors+survived+an+Ice+Age%26%238230%3B
Your ancestors survived an Ice Age…
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Terribly+beautiful
Terribly beautiful
I+basically+need+this.
I basically need this.
Do+you+even+shrimp%3F
Do you even shrimp?
The+pinnacle+of+food+has+been+reached%21
The pinnacle of food has been reached!
Oh+hello.+I+can+taste%3F
Oh hello. I can taste?
Normal+is+an+illusion.
Normal is an illusion.
The+Moon+is+such+a+show+off.
The Moon is such a show off.
The+Road
The Road