just a flesh wound
There are only two types of honest people in this world…
Due to a coal shortage…
Your princess is… drugs.
Single vs. in a relationship.
I like people how I like my coffee…
This can’t be helping the economy…
Skinny dipping muppets.
Dogs vs. cats.
What should you drink for breakfast?
Don’t you hate it when…
A Cautionary Tale
Loki being low-key
Sometimes you have to go back to actually move forward..
Join the conversation
A hand’s breadth from becoming unwound
Sometimes the hotel holding your wedding also has a llama convention booked
Life after Death?
Looking at you Starbucks
Anyways.. I’m pretty tired.. I’m gonna lay down..
Juno reaches Jupiter today
Salary negotiating tips for women
Don’t tell me I look tired unless you’re offering to carry me