The rabbits can piss right off.

The rabbits can piss right off.

what would be your first question to our new alien overlords?

what would be your first question to our new alien overlords?

perfect casting?

perfect casting?

what’s in your discman?

what’s in your discman?

i’ll take dry heat over humidity anyday

i’ll take dry heat over humidity anyday

how do i sign up for the class on cave bear ethics, though?

how do i sign up for the class on cave bear ethics, though?

you had a good run

you had a good run

Clearly my dreams are better

Clearly my dreams are better

kfc sephora – the store combo america deserves, not the one it needs

kfc sephora – the store combo america deserves, not the one it needs

marriage isn’t for everyone

marriage isn’t for everyone

there’s a hulk hogan hot dog joke here somewhere i’m not thinking of

there’s a hulk hogan hot dog joke here somewhere i’m not thinking of

further proof that americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system

further proof that americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system

gonna need to step outside for a second

gonna need to step outside for a second

the reverse hero’s journey

the reverse hero’s journey

i choose you, bowser!

i choose you, bowser!

google became the thing it sought to destroy

google became the thing it sought to destroy