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im a total potat-hoe

im a total potat-hoe
no regrets
no regrets
this is incredible
this is incredible
Not again, John!
Not again, John!
check liver light
check liver light
the right wing effect
the right wing effect
i hope this statue goes viral!
i hope this statue goes viral!
we drove out of lubrication
we drove out of lubrication
Is there a bad way to prep potatoes?
Is there a bad way to prep potatoes?
*pretends to answer phone*
*pretends to answer phone*
villains don’t need exercise
villains don’t need exercise
it’s the thrill of the fight
it’s the thrill of the fight
and don’t even think about using the microwave!
and don’t even think about using the microwave!
where are my socks, hooman???
where are my socks, hooman???
this story deserves an a+
this story deserves an a+
she’s an angel
she’s an angel
Last+Resort
Last Resort
It+acquires+the+soul.
It acquires the soul.
Dog+b+e+e+r+s
Dog b e e r s
Dads+only+like+grilling%2C+fishing%2C+golf+and+beer%2C+right%3F
Dads only like grilling, fishing, golf and beer, right?
Join the conversation
What+your+sleeping+posture+tells+about+you.
What your sleeping posture tells about you.
Shampaste
Shampaste
Thanks+Dad.
Thanks Dad.
Video+games+are+gay.
Video games are gay.
The+actual+cause+of+the+next+civil+war.
The actual cause of the next civil war.
Excuse+me+Sir%2C+do+you+have+a+moment+to+talk+about+Pele%2C+the+goddess+of+fire%2C+lightning%2C+wind+and+volcanoes
Excuse me Sir, do you have a moment to talk about Pele, the goddess of fire, lightning, wind and volcanoes
This+slave+house+is+still+standing+on+my+family%26%238217%3Bs+farm+in+Tennessee.+Not+proud+of+it%2C+but+a+part+of+history+nonetheless.+Before+my+family%2C+the+land+belonged+to+the+Cherokee.+Not+proud+of+that+either.
This slave house is still standing on my family’s farm in Tennessee. Not proud of it, but a part of history nonetheless. Before my family, the land belonged to the Cherokee. Not proud of that either.
Warning%3A+This+Tupperware+may+provoke+flashbacks.
Warning: This Tupperware may provoke flashbacks.