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Bee Sniffer Poetry

Bee Sniffer Poetry
Mom of the century!
Mom of the century!
Wookiees are stacked.
Wookiees are stacked.
Dear Abby,
Dear Abby,
Always pack a spare…
Always pack a spare…
You can break bread with us if you want to.
You can break bread with us if you want to.
‘Tis but a scratch
‘Tis but a scratch
Never could have imagined that Snoop Dogg would be teaching my kid about computers, but here we are.
Never could have imagined that Snoop Dogg would be teaching my kid about computers, but here we are.
When mom makes you take a bath.
When mom makes you take a bath.
Being out of wok can be frustrating.
Being out of wok can be frustrating.
it’s the lettuce
it’s the lettuce
The city needs ME
The city needs ME
Paul Bunyan bakes a cake.
Paul Bunyan bakes a cake.
Same goes for you Carl
Same goes for you Carl
West German coffee is best covfefe.
West German coffee is best covfefe.
Argentavis Magnificens. The bird with the 30 foot wingspan.
Argentavis Magnificens. The bird with the 30 foot wingspan.
Words.
Words.
H+A+W+A+I+I+A+N+currency.
H A W A I I A N currency.
Susan+can+get+it%21
Susan can get it!
Dammit+Chris.
Dammit Chris.
Join the conversation
When+your+accountant+brother+helps+with+taxes%26%238230%3B
When your accountant brother helps with taxes…
Raised+By+Collies%2C+This+Lamb+Thinks+She+Is+A+Dog
Raised By Collies, This Lamb Thinks She Is A Dog
Living+expenses+in+the+Midwest
Living expenses in the Midwest
GOOOAAAAAALLLLLL
GOOOAAAAAALLLLLL
This+pile+of+cash+is+the+Venezuelan+equivalent+of+one+US+dollar.
This pile of cash is the Venezuelan equivalent of one US dollar.
Maximize+your+lumber.
Maximize your lumber.
How%3F
How?
Friend+of+a+friend%26%238217%3Bs+pooch+dragged+the+sprinkler+in+through+the+doggy+door%26%238230%3B
Friend of a friend’s pooch dragged the sprinkler in through the doggy door…