My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.
… in the pros’ column
good thing i packed tortilla chips!
please send help
gator melted like ice cream
The scent of love
eat, sleep, ignore, repeat
soory not soory
That was unexpected
Nope. I’m moo-ving out
… with a louisville slugger
the biggest little pupper in the park
this is why i love bread so much
What is a “disappointed vampire noise,” exactly?
So much hedgehog cuteness.
M&M’s are kinky.
Wanna hear a word funnier than swag?
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One day things will get better…
Shell ad contest failure.
Muffins are just ugly cupcakes.
Pooh doesn’t give a bother.
Say it properly…