do i want to know the answer?

"This text has no other purpose than to terrify those who are afraid of the Arabic language."

Pure Structured Water

Meet our new overloards. This is the head of a robot surgeon

I’m sure they’ve both got a valid excuse

Statistically…

Parks & Rec would’ve had such a hilarious episode about Pokemon Go.

A flight of cupcakes I made for a friend’s 30th birthday at a brewery. The beer is in each cupcake’s batter.

Kenneth, a word?

Storm in Moscow

Game on!

Suck it

Patrick Hardison, the recipient of the most extensive facial transplant surgery to date, before his transplant, immediately after, and one year later.

The perfect crime!

Dude. Not cool.

I’m working with idiots