this is a crime against eating

walmart would never have such an organized checkout line

if you’re a punctual person, now you know what your friends really mean they text you their eta

gonna move into a cave and start a new life

when a problem comes around, you must —

it’s sometimes the little dumb things that bring us the most happiness

life is like a box of jalapeno chocolates

when you get so drunk you turn into joe rogan you KNOW it’s time to go home

do you even lift, nerd girl?

ladies, i’m single! don’t all line up at once now

political pokemon

they said the perfect christmas tree doesn’t ex—

get bit by These walking dead memes because the show became the zombie it was trying to survive

when it comes to opening the produce bag we’re all equals

baby faced swamp witch

so warm and cozy