Be the art project.

Be the art project.

To cucumber is to human.

To cucumber is to human.

Well, it was worth a try.

Well, it was worth a try.

JUS ENJOYIN THE GREAT OUTDOORS

JUS ENJOYIN THE GREAT OUTDOORS

Everything was bigger, back then.

Everything was bigger, back then.

A village on the Niger River in Africa was losing villagers at such a rapid rate they had to call in the Army to hunt down the culprit: a 22-foot, 2500-pound crocodile.

A village on the Niger River in Africa was losing villagers at such a rapid rate they had to call in the Army to hunt down the culprit: a 22-foot, 2500-pound crocodile.

Gravestone of the Quija Board inventor Elijah Bond. Talk soon, sweet prince.

Gravestone of the Quija Board inventor Elijah Bond. Talk soon, sweet prince.

Look for the helpers.

Look for the helpers.

Kris is at risk for Covid-19, anyway.

Kris is at risk for Covid-19, anyway.

Say hello to the saddest man in Saudi Arabia.

Say hello to the saddest man in Saudi Arabia.

Mr. Ian McKellen’s protest sign.

Mr. Ian McKellen’s protest sign.

That shit ends with me – Louisville, KY, circa 2020

That shit ends with me – Louisville, KY, circa 2020

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We call it the toe crusher.

We call it the toe crusher.

Sending complaints to police unions be like…

Sending complaints to police unions be like…

I would buy a pint.

I would buy a pint.