use a second towel to avoid getting butt on your face
Kindness looks good on you.
A literal cat scan.
Dustin Hoffman versus Paparazzi
Colonel Sandin’ Your Mother
Ridiculously photogenic Dutch cop
Mashed potato bacon balls FTW.
You can’t pull a fast one on an engineer.
Is the moon to blame?
Life in a 60 square foot apartment flat in Hong Kong
Only God Can Judge me
"Do you fear death!?" -Davy Jones
Flirting game is not on point :/
This is why you should always record Jeopardy
This is the cost of a Rattlesnake bite in America