Prove me wrong.

the list of suspects is as full as his diaper

Jinkies!

if only there was some way to identify it

are refrigerator apps really necessary? Just keep my food cold, please

he’s just got a minor fever

rachel, please send help

it’s a me, chris pratt, i mean mario! the internet reacts to the first trailer for the new mario movie!

Fat Bear Week Memes That Bring The Time Wasting Chonk!

squirrels notoriously cheat at yahtzee

even in death you have to find the perfect position

be the chaos you want to see in the world

*everyone stares*

death by pin pricks

don’t let the nuns escape!

thanks i hate it