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new motto

new motto
Gollum’s the flower girl…
Gollum’s the flower girl…
just girly things… with dad’s face
just girly things… with dad’s face
ugly? yes. unemployed? never.
ugly? yes. unemployed? never.
dear diary, i have shamed myself again…
dear diary, i have shamed myself again…
dying inside, glowing outside
dying inside, glowing outside
45 degrees of inner monologue
45 degrees of inner monologue
those legs? illegal in five countries
those legs? illegal in five countries
prince charming ghosted, again
prince charming ghosted, again
Enrolled in curses, accidentally cursed myself
Enrolled in curses, accidentally cursed myself
swim? no thanks, i’m decor
swim? no thanks, i’m decor
paranormal activity footage
paranormal activity footage
trust? no. truce? absolutely
trust? no. truce? absolutely
just trust me…very homo sapiens
just trust me…very homo sapiens
emotionally hungry, not physically
emotionally hungry, not physically
half human, half rotisserie chicken
half human, half rotisserie chicken
This+tractor+has+legs.
This tractor has legs.
Straight+food+baby
Straight food baby
Preparing+Cucumber+for+Sushi
Preparing Cucumber for Sushi
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+even%2C+wait.
I can’t even, wait.
Join the conversation
The+moment+you+realize%26%238230%3B%26%238230%3B%26%238230%3B%26%238230%3BYarp
The moment you realize…………Yarp
Stanley+from+The+Office
Stanley from The Office
Got+bored+and+decided+to%26%238230%3B+change+Guy+Fieri+with+Photoshop.
Got bored and decided to… change Guy Fieri with Photoshop.
The+Moonmelon
The Moonmelon
I%26%238217%3Bm+not+casual
I’m not casual
Acting%21
Acting!
Picking+the+right+beer+glass
Picking the right beer glass
You+know%26%238230%3B
You know…