This might be the sweetest thing on the free internet.
Why I read books.
Velociraptor in Melbourne.
…made in China.
May the froth be with you.
Timid shark wants to ask you a question.
People always ask me how I pronounce my name.
Just brewing a galaxy.
Look what the Curiosity has found on Mars!
How Michael Phelps is using his 22 Olympic Medals.
China vs. Great Britain.
One cries because one is sad.
This is why I’m forever alone.
He can dance if he wants to.
Default to normal, in most circumstances.
There should be a dog park underneath it, is what I always say.
IT WAS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE 202ðŸ”´
Join the conversation
Baby come back, I’ll make you a nice cuppa.
Where do I sent your invite?
Did this actually happen, even?
Cancel cancel culture.
Do you even know facts, bro?
Now kick back and relax with a couple cold ones from the chilly bin.
~108 years ago
Consider you are, also.