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i wish this wasn’t true

i wish this wasn't true
Baby, it’s cold outside…
Baby, it’s cold outside…
B-o-o-o-o-ohooomer.
B-o-o-o-o-ohooomer.
Mom of the year, circa 1985.
Mom of the year, circa 1985.
Nice work Johnny boy.
Nice work Johnny boy.
Every time, all the time.
Every time, all the time.
It was a bold move, Cotton.
It was a bold move, Cotton.
Safari down makes the best pillows.
Safari down makes the best pillows.
My dad works with Ted Cruz…
My dad works with Ted Cruz…
Never heard of it…
Never heard of it…
Positive[ly] wrecked.
Positive[ly] wrecked.
Dear Michael
Dear Michael
I’m no longer the idiot!
I’m no longer the idiot!
I was asked to leave…
I was asked to leave…
I’m blue daba dee dabba dooo…
I’m blue daba dee dabba dooo…
Yeah that works great actually…
Yeah that works great actually…
Lawn+darts+should+make+a+comeback.
Lawn darts should make a comeback.
When+your+neighbors+are+carnivores%26%238230%3B
When your neighbors are carnivores…
Wait+a+Mainet%26%238230%3B
Wait a Mainet…
Bubba+would+be+proud%26%238230%3B
Bubba would be proud…
Join the conversation
Up%21+%26%238211%3B+The+Rapture+Begins
Up! – The Rapture Begins
The+ducks+are+sacrilegious%2C+lately.
The ducks are sacrilegious, lately.
Airplane+Talk+with+Rachel+Romeo
Airplane Talk with Rachel Romeo
Bike+races+need+pit+stops%2C+also.
Bike races need pit stops, also.
Be+good+to+others+when+you+are+blessed.
Be good to others when you are blessed.
Dick+Nixon+campaign+flair.
Dick Nixon campaign flair.
Southern+winter+is+coming%26%238230%3B
Southern winter is coming…
I+eat.+I+enjoy.
I eat. I enjoy.