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Turns out, owls have legs.

Turns out, owls have legs.
*marries them all*
*marries them all*
I blame the radical left, personally.
I blame the radical left, personally.
Madame Tussauds Amsterdam put the Trump in quarantine.
Madame Tussauds Amsterdam put the Trump in quarantine.
2016 was a good year for the bees.
2016 was a good year for the bees.
Friends like this are nice to have around on such an occasion.
Friends like this are nice to have around on such an occasion.
Animals whom get lit.
Animals whom get lit.
I have a frosted classic, extra D, for Sue.
I have a frosted classic, extra D, for Sue.
The corns are jewelry.
The corns are jewelry.
A Roomba with PTSD.
A Roomba with PTSD.
I’ll take two…
I’ll take two…
The magical toys gone soft these days.
The magical toys gone soft these days.
The customer can’t always be right.
The customer can’t always be right.
Let us process.
Let us process.
What a time to be alive.
What a time to be alive.
I wish them well.
I wish them well.