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Could you not right now?

Could you not right now?
Historical figures vs. Optimus Prime.
Historical figures vs. Optimus Prime.
Zombie Apocalypse Algebra.
Zombie Apocalypse Algebra.
This is why I’m forever alone.
This is why I’m forever alone.
Just brewing a galaxy.
Just brewing a galaxy.
People always ask me how I pronounce my name.
People always ask me how I pronounce my name.
You were attractive until…
You were attractive until…
So hipster.
So hipster.
Box wine is so trashy.
Box wine is so trashy.
Why I read books.
Why I read books.
What’s the worst that could happen?
What’s the worst that could happen?
Say it to my face, bro.
Say it to my face, bro.
If You Give a Man a Wookie.
If You Give a Man a Wookie.
How I feel on pay day.
How I feel on pay day.
What do I do with that?!
What do I do with that?!
No mother, he walked it off.
No mother, he walked it off.
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+run.
I can’t run.
WebMD.
WebMD.
I+named+my+dog+%26%238220%3B5+miles%26%238221%3B
I named my dog “5 miles”
Dance+moves+for+shy+people.
Dance moves for shy people.
Join the conversation
Dalek+Caan%2C+eat+a+Snickers.
Dalek Caan, eat a Snickers.
What+weekends+feel+like.
What weekends feel like.
A+very+redneck+Christmas.
A very redneck Christmas.
Searched+%26%238220%3Bcatfish%26%238221%3B%2C+wasn%26%238217%3Bt+disappointed.
Searched “catfish”, wasn’t disappointed.
Overly+attached+dog.
Overly attached dog.
He%26%238217%3Bs+such+a+health+freak%26%238230%3B
He’s such a health freak…
Elephant+love.
Elephant love.
Best+fathers+day+present+ever%3F
Best fathers day present ever?