The shoe section of an Amazon fulfillment centre.

The shoe section of an Amazon fulfillment centre.

finally, a distraction

finally, a distraction

dish hack

spider butt, spider butt, does whatever a… you get it

spider butt, spider butt, does whatever a… you get it

there goes humanity

there goes humanity

man’s best friend… sometimes

man’s best friend… sometimes

it’s hopeless

it’s hopeless

flats or drums?

flats or drums?

delivery

this slays me

yes, ‘divorce’ lawyers

yes, ‘divorce’ lawyers

then he cried

they called back later with a job offer

they called back later with a job offer

if it’s important they’ll leave a message

if it’s important they’ll leave a message

i wish this wasn’t true

i wish this wasn’t true

i don’t see the problem

i don’t see the problem