Today was a pretty good day.

It’s times like these you really should use a pseudonym or chage professions

michael’s store employees use the honor system

japan rewards employees who don’t smoke. would this work where you live?

i hope god’s dog is close to catching us

a neighborhood dress code. Does anyone really think this would be a good idea?

if you set your toaster on fire, you should probably just order in every meal

next time i order a burger im trying this – i’ll have my burger like my fries. very large

tour de france doesn’t follow the rules of the road

i wonder what was in the follow up telegram

24 then and now

don’t get me too much credit. i will always find a way to miss it

was the lettuce on her head a gift from her boyfriend?