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Welcome to America 🇺🇸

Welcome to America 🇺🇸
It doesn’t matter who you are!
It doesn’t matter who you are!
So… My girlfriend left me a nice new background.
So… My girlfriend left me a nice new background.
It wasn’t funny until I read it out loud…
It wasn’t funny until I read it out loud…
How Asian women age.
How Asian women age.
How about we just stop?
How about we just stop?
Some day I hope I can achieve this level of smartassery
Some day I hope I can achieve this level of smartassery
When the power goes out…
When the power goes out…
Pretty sure I dated her before…
Pretty sure I dated her before…
Can I get an amen?
Can I get an amen?
Hipster Doge.
Hipster Doge.
I… actually agree with her.
I… actually agree with her.
When my crush tells me he’s single.
When my crush tells me he’s single.
Love makes you do crazy mean things…
Love makes you do crazy mean things…
It’s not a big deal. Geeze.
It’s not a big deal. Geeze.
We Febrezed it!
We Febrezed it!
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+trap%21
It’s a trap!
Words.
Words.
That+awkward+moment+when%26%238230%3B
That awkward moment when…
What+is+your+Batman+name%3F%3F%3F
What is your Batman name???
Join the conversation
McHitler.
McHitler.
He+must+be+Peter+Pettigrew.
He must be Peter Pettigrew.
This+is+how+I+die.
This is how I die.
True+story.
True story.
Best+birth+control+ever.
Best birth control ever.
When+people+ask+me+%26%238220%3BPlz%26%238221%3B+because+it%26%238217%3Bs+shorter.
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter.
You+keep+using+those+words%26%238230%3B
You keep using those words…
This+means+war%26%238230%3B
This means war…