I’d read it.

I'd read it.

Ma, I’m gay.

This is called a planetarian watch. It is beautiful.

This is called a planetarian watch. It is beautiful.

Summer in England.

Summer in England.

Read the back of my new hand wash. Wasn’t expecting this.

Read the back of my new hand wash. Wasn’t expecting this.

Smashed potatoes.

Smashed potatoes.

Happy to talk.

Firefighters, right now, are protecting Leavenworth, WA. They are posted every 100 yards looking for hot spots that jump the river.

Firefighters, right now, are protecting Leavenworth, WA. They are posted every 100 yards looking for hot spots that jump the river.

Look at my drawing, dad!

Look at my drawing, dad!

I’m good in bed.

I’m good in bed.

Monty Python is absolutely the best.

Monty Python is absolutely the best.

Bald guys are hot

Bald guys are hot

Everything lime green is evil.

Everything lime green is evil.

When I’m trying to come across as classy on a date.

When I’m trying to come across as classy on a date.

Stop Talking.

ALL the bubble wrap!

ALL the bubble wrap!