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I deserve this bagel… I’m just gonna scootch it over this way….

I deserve this bagel... I'm just gonna scootch it over this way....
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Progress isn’t always linear, son.
Progress isn’t always linear, son.
Pandemic Panda Portrays Unity
Pandemic Panda Portrays Unity
It all started as a harmless joke…
It all started as a harmless joke…
Words.
Words.
‘¦’¦’¦open the gate
‘¦’¦’¦open the gate
OK but we need to remember to preserve history, one way or another.
OK but we need to remember to preserve history, one way or another.
A man named Sue bought a kitten, circa 1985.
A man named Sue bought a kitten, circa 1985.
New furniture for the office.
New furniture for the office.
Desk duty is for the weak.
Desk duty is for the weak.
Hello again, old friend.
Hello again, old friend.
You sure you want to do this with the camera rolling?
You sure you want to do this with the camera rolling?
Gouldian finch chicks have blue opalescent beads on the corners of their mouths, making it easier for momma to stuff those greedy gullets.
Gouldian finch chicks have blue opalescent beads on the corners of their mouths, making it easier for momma to stuff those greedy gullets.
NASCAR has officially leveled up. Boy bye.
NASCAR has officially leveled up. Boy bye.
It’s nothing to worry about… watch it will just go away with the heat.
It’s nothing to worry about… watch it will just go away with the heat.
Never+stop+dreaming%21
Never stop dreaming!
On+fitting+in
On fitting in
First+rule+of+Presidents+Club%26%238230%3B
First rule of Presidents Club…
The+ultimate+insult+creator.
The ultimate insult creator.
Join the conversation
Somewhere+out+there%26%238230%3B
Somewhere out there…
Shhhhhh%26%238230%3B.
Shhhhhh….
I+welcome+our+virtual+overlords.
I welcome our virtual overlords.
John+Stewart+is+Amazing.
John Stewart is Amazing.
Never+trust+a+dentist.
Never trust a dentist.
Next+time+your+friend+hands+you+his+jailbroken+iPhone%2C+upload+this+as+his+new+background+and+hand+it+back.
Next time your friend hands you his jailbroken iPhone, upload this as his new background and hand it back.
Do+you+want+to+get+shot%3F
Do you want to get shot?
Two+possibilities+exist%26%238230%3B
Two possibilities exist…