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We swiped ‘not guilty’ on SingleMurderers.com
We swiped ‘not guilty’ on SingleMurderers.com
Ultimate noms.
Ultimate noms.
Just Brendan Fraser being straight up cowboy.
Just Brendan Fraser being straight up cowboy.
I nominate Mr. Trump.
I nominate Mr. Trump.
Passive aggressive instructions
Passive aggressive instructions
Ellen DeGeneres has an age, apparently.
Ellen DeGeneres has an age, apparently.
Stop it with the pressure, peers…
Stop it with the pressure, peers…
Welcome to Alaska! …Except you can’t get off the plane because there’s a polar bear between you and the terminal who will murder your entire family.
Welcome to Alaska! …Except you can’t get off the plane because there’s a polar bear between you and the terminal who will murder your entire family.
Nature documentaries are invest-able .
Nature documentaries are invest-able .
A Venezuelan smartass
A Venezuelan smartass
Traffic banana for scale.
Traffic banana for scale.
The Lagoon Nebula, 4,000 light-years from Earth
The Lagoon Nebula, 4,000 light-years from Earth
Snoop Lion received his Hollywood star today, sponsored by Martha Stewart.
Snoop Lion received his Hollywood star today, sponsored by Martha Stewart.
Get thee hence, scurvy knave.
Get thee hence, scurvy knave.
Witches don’t live in the desert for a reason.
Witches don’t live in the desert for a reason.
You+say+tomato%2C+I+say+tultol%26%238230%3B
You say tomato, I say tultol…
Bike+races+need+pit+stops%2C+also.
Bike races need pit stops, also.
Get+mac%26%238217%3Bed+on.
Get mac’ed on.
This+does+not+Shrek+joy%26%238230%3B
This does not Shrek joy…
Join the conversation
I+am+completely+fine+with+this.
I am completely fine with this.
Gotta+turn+it+to+channel+9+3%2F4+first%26%238230%3B
Gotta turn it to channel 9 3/4 first…
Me+too%2C+pal.
Me too, pal.
Trains+have+birthdays%2C+as+well.
Trains have birthdays, as well.
Yeah+but+think+of+all+the+priorities%26%238230%3B
Yeah but think of all the priorities…
Bubba+would+be+proud%26%238230%3B
Bubba would be proud…
Well%26%238230%3B+that+kind+of+worked+out.
Well… that kind of worked out.
Restroom+Signs+at+Area+51
Restroom Signs at Area 51