Betty White – Badass (1954-2020)

My parents are very conservative Asians.

The Oregon Apocalypse

Classic Waterful Ring-Toss elite.

Catch me with a 22 lbs opal colored like a pokeball

A few days into Oregon self-service…

Don’t worry everyone! Help is on the way!

Crushing a 40k bar of gold is actually highly anticlimactic. And a bit depressing.

You know when you’re a kid…

Amy Schumer started her film career as an extra on Judge Judy.

When You Hate Your Job But You Can’t Quit Because People Will Make Fun Of You

Resist contemptible people.

Utter disgust. Sheer disdain.

Why didn’t Jesus think of that?

John Krasinski post-Dunder Mifflin

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