Unpacking Mona Lisa at the end of World War II in 1945

Unpacking Mona Lisa at the end of World War II in 1945

summoned the dadforce like Pokémon

summoned the dadforce like Pokémon

“seatbelts everyone… it’s colon time”

“seatbelts everyone… it’s colon time”

wow, this hedge is emotionally supportive

wow, this hedge is emotionally supportive

Need a ride? Need a mate? Get both.

Need a ride? Need a mate? Get both.

out of the shop, still saying cheers

out of the shop, still saying cheers

the asteroid was just Plan B

the asteroid was just Plan B

this family’s group chat must be wild

this family’s group chat must be wild

deep thoughts, deeper fryer

deep thoughts, deeper fryer

curls full of secrets and solutions

curls full of secrets and solutions

feathers by Chanel, sass by nature

feathers by Chanel, sass by nature

too empty to empathize

too empty to empathize

“In 400 feet… tell your child to stop licking the window”

“In 400 feet… tell your child to stop licking the window”

treasure found in the algorithm’s basement

treasure found in the algorithm’s basement

walk in broken, leave reborn

walk in broken, leave reborn

too cool to read, too chill to sit

too cool to read, too chill to sit