Pretty bird.

Pretty bird.

you will pay for your betrayal

you will pay for your betrayal

this is why i just buy new clothes when all my old ones are dirty

this is why i just buy new clothes when all my old ones are dirty

Do you know why I pulled you over, ma’am?

Do you know why I pulled you over, ma’am?

Nothing out of the ordinary here, just viggo mortensen and a horse eating breakfast together

Nothing out of the ordinary here, just viggo mortensen and a horse eating breakfast together

sharks aren’t our enemy, now matter how much it hurts when they say hello

sharks aren’t our enemy, now matter how much it hurts when they say hello

undeniable facts about kevin lasagna

undeniable facts about kevin lasagna

he put on his short sleeve shirt for summer

he put on his short sleeve shirt for summer

dunkin’ donuts never saw this interpretation of their logo coming

how not to tell someone their std test results

how not to tell someone their std test results

and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist

and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist

It’s a love/hate relationship with my bank account

It’s a love/hate relationship with my bank account

owen has been keeping your cookie warm. of course you can trust owen

owen has been keeping your cookie warm. of course you can trust owen

just one?

the journey to the final boss therapist is worth it if you’re competitive

the journey to the final boss therapist is worth it if you’re competitive

write the next line of this story

write the next line of this story