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One message isn’t dramatic enough

One message isn't dramatic enough
Kittens and their interdimensional twins.
Kittens and their interdimensional twins.
Your dad is the cutest electrician.
Your dad is the cutest electrician.
Don’t worry about me, actually.
Don’t worry about me, actually.
NOT FOR CONSUMPTION
NOT FOR CONSUMPTION
We call it the lazy river.
We call it the lazy river.
360º door slam.
360º door slam.
Release the hounds.
Release the hounds.
Guess whooo?
Guess whooo?
I have a sudden craving for smashed peas…
I have a sudden craving for smashed peas…
Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly far, far away from here.
Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly far, far away from here.
The duck is a lie.
The duck is a lie.
What a mogul!
What a mogul!
She can do better.
She can do better.
Meet Bowie. Sometimes he forgets he was rescued from the Korean meat trade.
Meet Bowie. Sometimes he forgets he was rescued from the Korean meat trade.
Uncanny and unrelated; Probably.
Uncanny and unrelated; Probably.
Welcome+to+your+new+life%2C+Bradley.
Welcome to your new life, Bradley.
These+days%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+almost+like+I%26%238217%3Bm+invisible%26%238230%3B
These days, it’s almost like I’m invisible…
Gotdammit%2C+Bruce%26%238230%3B
Gotdammit, Bruce…
Wall+tourism+has+spiked+10+fold.
Wall tourism has spiked 10 fold.
Join the conversation
This+tortle+has+seen+some+things.
This tortle has seen some things.
Nice+chaise%2C+though.
Nice chaise, though.
Coyotes+on+the+bus%26%238230%3B
Coyotes on the bus…
It+makes+no+got+darn+sense%21
It makes no got darn sense!
Gotdammit%2C+Claire.+Take+the+elevator%21
Gotdammit, Claire. Take the elevator!
A+keychain+that+chooses+your+lotto+numbers+for+you%26%238230%3B
A keychain that chooses your lotto numbers for you…
Won%26%238217%3Bt+you+watch%2C+my+movie%3F
Won’t you watch, my movie?
Burn+the+books%21
Burn the books!