It’s a good day to be alive.
To all the recent graduates.
Yes We Scan
Things you should probably know.
The pugs of Middle Earth.
Just being honest about my feelings…
My favorite part in Star Trek.
Kim Jong-Un imitates Spongebob.
Why don’t women need wrist watches?
We’re all a little weird…
How the War Against Drugs is going.
Mom knitted me a Mario mushroom :)
Talking to foreigners…
A man and his cock.
Join your local hot air balloon lobby.
At least yer a wizard…
Hors don’t care for heels.
WAIT A MINUTE!
Join the conversation
Well that kind of worked itself out din’t it.
Thank you brother.
It is not well…
Cowboy mysticism is thriving.
it wasn’t me – gato, probably
Come and get it, bitches.
Say no more, fam.
Beware the peanut vendor wearing his suit of peanuts, circa 1895.