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God frowns on the nipple.
God frowns on the nipple.
You don’t know me at all.
You don’t know me at all.
Ed Sheeran looks more like an imaginary friend than a fiance.
Ed Sheeran looks more like an imaginary friend than a fiance.
Hide your friends list? *SAY NO MORE!*
Hide your friends list? *SAY NO MORE!*
IT COULD BE ANYONE!
IT COULD BE ANYONE!
#baptismpranks
#baptismpranks
I’d date me.
I’d date me.
A divorce story
A divorce story
Amazon Aperture Alexa turret.
Amazon Aperture Alexa turret.
Water
Water
Please hold for assistance.
Please hold for assistance.
911: What’s Your Emergency?
911: What’s Your Emergency?
Parks and Rec contains the origin story…
Parks and Rec contains the origin story…
Potions class…
Potions class…
God dammit Susan…
God dammit Susan…